Hot Shame and the Indoor Kites

I think this is just going to chronicle my descent into clinical insanity. I'm already halfway there. So... Enjoy.
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teenjalex:

I really hate being an introvert because I sometimes think “oh hey, I can totally hang out with a bunch of people right now! I can handle it! I hate being alone!!” and then three hours into hanging out I realize how draining of energy it is for me to be around other people and I just want to curl up into a ball and isolate myself for the rest of my life.

we-got-dods-here:

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

OMG yes!

therothwoman:

blairellis:

this never gets old

I met the creator of this a month ago and he said he got a lot of hate mail from dudebros who thought that he was a woman complaining about these problems.

(Source: arrdeearr)

ironblaze:

thewolfisdead:

luxas:

niteshadewolf:

draconiclegion123:

kiyokichan:

meepodhui:

I’m not alone. 

…I’m never alone.

Every person needs to reboot this

They are VerY real

The people I’ve met over the web and are great friends with, hell, even one is my boyfriend, are more fucking real than most of the people I meet on a daily basis in “reality”.

relationships established online are real and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

Internet friends are real and they are some of the greatest friends ever.

listoflifehacks:

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phukers:

phukers:

My ideal guy is long, tan, and handsome 

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my meals in the summer

breakfast:
3pm
dinner:
11pm
more food:
1am
midnight snack:
4am

fresnel149:

prguitarman:

hoynofollo:

Not today

The new Final Destination movie looks great

That old lady with the dumpsters is SO FUCKING RUSSIAN.

(Source: humor-y-videojuegos)

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